As you can see below, this deal is only good from July 8—August 9, 2010, so mark your calendar and come on in.

So send Mom a big bouquet and bask in the sunny knowledge that you are a “good kid”.

And then come on into Gatto’s and get a $70 Prepaid MasterCard when you buy a set of MICHELIN tires. Mom’s happy, you get paid back, your car gets a new set of MICHELIN tires and your siblings will continue to be jealous of the child “who Mom always liked best.” Hey, can you help it if you’re perfect?

Get a $70 Prepaid MasterCard® Card when you buy any set of four new MICHELIN® brand passenger or light truck tires and submit your redemption form.
Offer valid through May 31, 2010.

(See store for details.)

It’s plenty warm and it’s going to get more so.

But no worries. You only have to give your AC a little TLC and everything will be AOK. Gatto’s is having a special on Air Conditioning Maintenance that will keep you from experiencing the world from the perspective of a pizza in a wood-fired oven (you know the feeling). Don’t get baked, get to Gatto’s. What a cool idea.

$19.95
+Freon

Air Conditioning Special!

• ASE Certified Repair Specialist
• Performance test your system
• Leak test all connections
• Check drive belts & hoses
• Check heating & cooling systems
• Minimum Warranty: 12 months or 12,000 miles, whichever comes first

(See store for details.)

It’s a perfect day to paint your car green!

All green cars get $5 Off an oil change. Also any car being driven by a leprechaun, or any vehicle being driven by a person of Irish descent, or by any person who has heard of Ireland. Basically, anyone who needs an oil change can get $5 off on St. Patty’s Day. Saving a little green is good any day. You just got lucky.

Bring in a copy of this email and get your five bucks off any oil change, today only at Gatto’s!

Pam

Yeah, we’re rugged individualists and most of the time we get along just fine, thank you. But sometimes we run into circumstances where we appreciate a little help.

You swim out into the ocean and get swept up in a rip current. It’s not your fault, and it’s nice to know the life guard has an eye on you and will get to you before you sink. You are building a barn on your patch of good bottom land and the neighbors show up to help raise the walls. Well, we hear that still occurs up in Amish country.

It doesn’t happen as much anymore, but if you ever run into a situation where your battery is suddenly dead, or you are in the position to help someone who has a dead battery, then a trusty set of jumper cables are just the ticket. Now, if there was only a way to get a set of these handy devices for free…

Guess what?

Right now and for a limited time when you buy a set of new Michelin Tires you will get a set of jumper cables for FREE.

That way you not only get high quality tires that deliver miles and miles of driving pleasure, you also get a way to help a friend — or a daughter — or a complete stranger with a jumpstart using your FREE jumper cables from Gatto’s. That’s mighty neighborly of you.

(See store for details.)

You’ve been busy with the usual stuff. Chopping down cherry trees, tossing coins across the Potomac, crossing the Delaware to catch the Hessians off guard.

But no doubt you’ve also taken the time to get your oil changed at Gatto’s. We cannot tell a lie, that’s smart. Because a well-maintained ride will keep you going longer. And if you’ve already made that smart move three times, then guess what?

It’s time to cash in.

Remember?

Your 4th Pennzoil Oil Change (of equal value) is FREE at Gatto’s.

So some of you are due to save a few Lincolns, a couple of Washingtons and a bunch of little Lincolns (depending on the value of your FREE deal).

Happy Presidents Day and “oil” to the chief.

(See store for details.)

New Year’s Resolutions

This year:

• Make sure your tires stay fully inflated for a safe ride and better tread wear
• Resolve to change your oil every 3 months or 3,000 miles
• Follow your carmaker’s recommended service intervals
• Never ignore a “service engine” light
• Become a “zen master” driver, with smooth accelerations, and no hard stops. You’ll get better gas mileage and put less strain on your engine and brakes. You may even lower your blood pressure.
• Always check to see if your auto repair facility has been voted the “Top Shop” in North America* before entrusting your ride to their care.

*Oddly enough, Gatto’s has won this distinction!

Right now for a limited time, when you buy 4 Michelin tires Gatto’s will treat your vehicle to one FREE regular oil change and FREE Road Hazard Coverage for as long as you own your Michelin Tires.

Happy New Tires!

Or celebrate the season and kick it up a notch by enjoying
$20 OFF a Pennzoil Synthetic Oil Change. Pennzoil Platinum® cleans out up to 46% of engine sludge in the first oil change* and continues to clean in the next oil change. If you want the highest level of cleaning, protection and performance that the maker of America’s #1 passenger car motor oil provides—this deal is for you!

What’s that? You want a FREE Oil Change?

I suppose you want FREE Road Hazard Coverage, too? Let’s shake this present. Hmm, it certainly rattles nicely. Let’s rip it open (RIIPPPPP) and what do you know? Purchase 4 Michelin tires and get a FREE regular oil change and FREE road hazard coverage.

November 15th is the last day for this great deal from Gatto’s and MICHELIN®.

Buy any 4 new MICHELIN® brand passenger or light truck tires and get a $70 Michelin Ride of Your Life Visa® Prepaid Card.

And Gatto’s sweetens the deal with:

ONE FREE STANDARD OIL CHANGE plus FREE ROAD HAZARD COVERAGE for as long as you own your MICHELIN tires

Now, you will want to adopt this as your slogan:
He who hesitates is lost!

Because now is the time to jump on a great deal from Gatto’s and MICHELIN®.  We hinted about it last month and from now until November 15th it’s here.

Buy any 4 new MICHELIN® brand passenger or light truck tires and get a $70 Michelin Ride of Your Life Visa® Prepaid Card.

And as they say on late night TV, but wait, there’s more!

As part of the deal, Gatto’s will include FREE ROAD HAZARD COVERAGE for as long as you own your MICHELIN tires and one FREE STANDARD OIL CHANGE.

So if you’ve been waiting patiently for this great MICHELIN deal, here’s your reward.

But HURRY! Offer ends November 15th.